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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

(via sextnoise)

2 days ago
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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via pizza)

4 days ago
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raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

(via orgasmic-humor)

4 days ago
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awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

(via thepatindahat)

4 days ago
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donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???

donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via camel-eyelashes)

1 week ago
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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via guy)

1 week ago
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thatfunnyblog:

just a duck feeding his fish.

thatfunnyblog:

just a duck feeding his fish.

(Source: theduckpost, via camel-eyelashes)

2 days ago
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dlubes:

My sister and I used to get random “I love you” or “what’s up” text messages from our mom at like 3/4AM. We thought it was weird and funny because she goes to bed at like 10PM. So my sister asked my mom why that was and my mom responded, “Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking of you guys.”

(via penisvvrinkle)

4 days ago
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daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

(via camel-eyelashes)

4 days ago
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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via guy)

4 days ago
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me when i eat fruits:i'm so fucking healthy
1 week ago
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